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The Origin of the Human Race
A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom', how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.
The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side.
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Q. How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, because nobody ever watches them!
Love to all of you -
Your former Choir (& Music) Director
(Dr.) Leonard J. Lehrman
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